February 2012
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Two segments of dark chocolate toblerone and a few tablespoons of nutella fell into my hot milk.
Oops, that’s very unhealthy cocoa, isn’t it.
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jakob-dylan:
the-squirrely-dixon:
SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at you..
all i saw was tits
^ PRETTY MUCH… but then I saw the text and laughed.
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Dumb cat why won’t you cuddle
You like being pet and complimented but you never stay
I want to shower something with love
Too bad the cat NEVER sits with me
editorsdaily:
imlostcontrolagain:
These...
God damn it other fish WOULD YOU PLEASE LET PAUL EAT
ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to…
I’m not sure if he likes mayo or not. It’s never come up. BUT WHO WANTS MAYO AS SALAD DRESSING? I DON’T. He probably doesn’t like mayo…I wouldn’t be surprised. HE IS BROKEN IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, TRUST ME!
I’ve used mayo as salad dressing fgnjhejnfklshbj
ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to…
I’ll take his dressing away. Or give him mayo or something so he will be grossed out when he tries to eat/use it. Sucks for him.
… why doesn’t the boy like mayo, mayo is magic
your boyfriend is BROKEN
ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to…
OKAY SOUNDS GOOD I CAN DO THAT. YEP. I CAN INDEED. When we go to Rhode Island I will only allow him to order leafy greens while I chow down on some steak. MUAAHAHAHAHAHA. Poor boy doesn’t understand what he’s missing.
When you drown a salad in dressing you miss EVERYTHING
I don’t use dressing any more
ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to…
Good. He needs some good old fashioned harassment. I yell at him daily for only eating bacon and the sort. I HAVE TRIED. HE SAID IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT HE IS NEVER WILLING! Ugh, sometimes I wonder…haha
MAKE HIM NOTHING BUT VEGETABLES
DO NOT LET HIM EAT OTHER FOODS WITH YOU
goddamn boy is all ‘cancer kills...
ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to your post: ejones- replied to…
Thank you!! He is like, “ew broccoli” all the damn time. Silly men and their veggie problems. My dad doesn’t even like vegetables. Some, but y’know. OMG THAT IS GREAT. CAN YOU FIX BEN. GIVE HIM A FOOD AND WARDROBE MAKEOVER?!
I actually scolded him for not eating plants earlier today. I have lunch with him a...
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Yes, that is part of the issue. Boy doesn’t like broccoli and he picked the mushrooms off the pizza I made him the other day. BUT NO HE IS NOT HOME AND CANNOT READ THIS. #mad -___-
alright mushrooms are funky on pizza but broccoli is divine
god why is this so frequently a problem with men?
they can be...
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ejones- replied to your post: EVERYONE should talk to me so I don’t have an…
HI HANNAH. HI. I AM MAD AT BEN, SO HI. ;)
is it because he hasn’t eaten a vegetable in over a month
I think that’s a problem personally
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EVERYONE should talk to me so I don’t have an excuse to go to bed
goeasysteplightly replied to your post: goeasysteplightly replied to your post: …I desire…
That actually depresses me… I would have loved a celery picture. Maybe I should add a submit box. Anyways, I enjoy your captions. They’re hilarious and in a good way, much better than my lame attempts at being comedic.
Oh you’re quite funny too I’m just
good with spacing which creates...
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This happens every time things straighten out for me and I’m properly happy again. I forget how to behave with the correct level of endorphins in my system and get a tad
loopy.
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PAHRKLOIF
goeasysteplightly replied to your post: …I desire a snail sculpture exactly like that. I…
Oh, I wouldn’t say that. Definitely not deteriorating, at least not as much as mine. Just take a look at some of the tomfoolery on my blog…
I’ve been putting idiot captions on things for months and months ahahahahaa just normally in the tags
and lobbing a lot of the nonsense at people on skype...
…I desire a snail sculpture exactly like that. I will put it in a sunny spot and sit upon it contemplating cloud structure.
(Did you know the quality of this blog deteriorates the happier I get? Did you know I feel good? Are you worried?)
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Why can’t Toblerones grow on trees
Re-vamp.
asinheavenasinhell:
All lit is going over here now: horusontheatombomb.tumblr.com.
I’d initially intended to use that as the title of a zine-type creation, but lack of time killed that idea… However it’s about time I took writing more seriously.
New poetry & prose will land there first from now on.
However, for the next few days I’m just posting edits of some older stuff that got lost...
Brooding in my inbox
waiting for shipping confirmation
as usual
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Re-vamp.
asinheavenasinhell:
All lit is going over here now: horusontheatombomb.tumblr.com.
I’d initially intended to use that as the title of a zine-type creation, but lack of time killed that idea… However it’s about time I took writing more seriously.
New poetry & prose will land there first from now on.
However, for the next few days I’m just posting edits of some older stuff that got lost...
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Applied for credit card
they will not like me because I am a high schooler making only three grand a year
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faabyy21:
Paul Simonon is a hot sex machine that should not be allowed around hormonal teenage girls
Goddam Blur do not send me links to buy tickets for Hyde Park I LIVE IN STUPID COCKSUCKING AMERICA
Why is rehearsal SO EARLY
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I should take a picture of my computer desk and turn it into a game of I-spy.
Celery for dinner!
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goeasysteplightly asked: So does this mean every piece you write will be on Horus on the Atom Bomb, or will you still post some on this blog? Curiosity.
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Re-vamp.
asinheavenasinhell:
All lit is going over here now: horusontheatombomb.tumblr.com.
I’d initially intended to use that as the title of a zine-type creation, but lack of time killed that idea… However it’s about time I took writing more seriously.
New poetry & prose will land there first from now on.
However, for the next few days I’m just posting edits of some older stuff that got lost...
Re-vamp.
All lit is going over here now: horusontheatombomb.tumblr.com.
I’d initially intended to use that as the title of a zine-type creation, but lack of time killed that idea… However it’s about time I took writing more seriously.
New poetry & prose will land there first from now on.
However, for the next few days I’m just posting edits of some older stuff that got lost...
